Review: “Hitman: Agent 47″

When a film’s dialogue is comprised of 80% spoken exposition and 20% recycled cliches, you’re in for a very long 90 minutes. Movies based on Comics are finally being taken seriously, but sadly, those based on video games are still scraping the bottom of the creative barrell.  2007’s original “Hitman” wasn’t a stellar film by [...]

By |2019-03-11T17:10:57-07:00August 21st, 2015|Movie Reviews, Reviews|0 Comments

Review: “Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem”

Like “Animal Instincts” before it, “Monster Mayhem” is clearly targeted at kids, but the writing is still clever enough that it can be enjoyed by families without putting the parents into a coma. Although the heroes are familiar, the Batman Unlimited series takes place far in the future.  Lasers, hovercraft, and robotics are all commonplace, [...]

By |2019-03-11T17:10:58-07:00August 17th, 2015|Movie Reviews, Reviews|0 Comments